Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet, by loving yourself. Ladies and gentlemen, the power is your hand.
With an estimated 41 million people visiting it every day, PornHub figured it might be time to channel all that furious fapping into something more useful than brief, boredom-relieving ecstasy. The band creates power when moved in an up and down motion, with a kinetic charger inside storing the clean (albeit slightly dirty) energy generated. It says that it can then be connected via USB to smartphones, tablets and computers, powering them with 100% sustainable energy. Although I seriously doubt this claim about how much power it can generate and how much energy it can store, its really an intuitive way to generate energy ;)